Everything is always not perfect.

Today I saw two movies in English， so I feel like writing in English!! The movies I saw today were "Fatal Attraction" and "The Heartbreaker". Jennifer Love Hewitt is sooo cute! I wish I could be like her!!

NEwayz...
so the day I went over to my boyfriend’s to sleep over， everything was perfect， cuz he was sooooo nice to me! The way he touched my body and caressed my hair... that was all sooooo a lot of FUN!!!

But last night when he called me， it wasn’t as perfect as I thought it would be. So he gives me a call， right? and says he had been drinking with couple of his guy friends near college. Unfortunately， however， I was not in the mood to talk to a drunk person!!! (what?! I was exhausted from work that day and was in no need for silly talk with some stoned person!)

So I probably kinda acted like Hi-thanx-for-the-call-but-I-gotta-get-to-bed-and-you-are-too-drunk-to-talk-to-a-person-whose-not girl， right? So he gets mad at me for not listening to what he’s saying at the other end of line...
"You are not listening to a word I’m saying， right?"
"Of course I am! I’m just a little sleepy， that’s all"
"Fine， then why don’t you go to sleep? You are working tomorrow again"
"Yeah， and you’re not. That’s why you can go drinking on a weekday like this and not think about me at all"
"Hey， what is this!? What are you blaming me for? You should be happy for me calling you."
"Yeah， I’m happy okay? Are you satisfied?"
"That’s it， I’m hanging up"
"Go ahead， I’ll do just that!"

....it didn’t go well at all， did it?

売り言葉に買い言葉・・・。
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Can someone translate this into English for me?

So， do you think I’m the bitch??
Well， I’m not calling him ’til he starts showing me some sincerity!!